two kinds of people
liz you uncultured fuck dont you know that mpreg babies come out the butthole obviously you never listened to oli’s preaching
WELL FUCK ME SIDEWAYS TWELVE TIMES BEFORE BREAKFAST THANK YOU FOR THIS INVALUABLE INFORMATION
im sorry
“Recreate any Game/Film/Album cover using ONLY Clipart and Comic Sans”
oMG THE dALEK
No the Silurian oh my life
That is one fiiiiine Dalek.
WHY CAN’T I FUCKING TELEPORT I AM SO FUCKING ANGRY
wait what does this mean
im serious does anybody know
ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
wouldnt wanna
i wish i was a mermaid so i could have a nice shiny tail and a pretty seashell bra and a beautiful voice that i could use to entice cute boys and make them crash their ships and drown at sea so human women could rise as the dominate gender of the land
well that escalated quickly
paige i’m a lesbian why would i entice cute boys where did you think that post was going
“We’ve been friends since we were 13.”
“What’s the most fun you’ve ever had together?”
“Oh, we don’t know…”
“Well, what’s the hardest you’ve ever laughed together?”
“Now you listen here! I want you to write down these questions you’re asking us, pull them out when you’re 85 years old, and see if you can answer them yourself!”
when you want to complain about your problems on tumblr but the person who is causing your problems is following you on tumblr
RELEVANT
Jared has been nominated for a Teen Choice Award for “Best Actor in a Sci-Fi/Fantasy Series.” I realize he’s up against some stiff competition, but I also know how much he truly deserves this honor. His work over this past season on “Supernatural,” has been nothing short of extraordinary, and I truly believe that none of the other actors in this category hold a candle to him.
I’ve thought, all along, that he was an amazing actor, but after watching him portray a sick, beaten down, emotionally/physically drained Sam Winchester, everyone else should agree, he did a superb job! I implore you, to please, register (even if you have to fudge your age a bit), click on the pic and cast your votes for Jared Padalecki! His time has come.
first Wednesday without supernatural
are you telling me it’s only been a week??
“women aren’t allowed to—”
“women shouldn’t/can’t ___ because periods”
“men are biologically better than women at—”
“only men can/should—”
“it’s not ladylike to—”
“you’re not a real woman if you don’t—”
“men are dominant and superior—”
“women have to—”
“she’s a slut/whore/trashy woman because she likes to have sex”
“she asked for it/it was her fault for—”
“women should wear—”
